Introducing Your Next Date: Me… Tom
SICK OF DATING APPS? LOOKING FOR A GOOD LISTENER WHO’S KIND, WITTY, FUNNY, AND SLIGHTLY SARCASTIC YOU MAY JUST WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME.
About Us
So…… You might be a little curious about the wheelchair. How will it impact our relationship?
Do you have your 💩 Together?
I’ve got a cool apartment in a great spot. My job is decent, but I’ll have a new and awesome job in 2024.
Two of my passions are entrepreneurship and investing. I’m slowly but surely becoming a full-time entrepreneur.
I Lead a full life. No, I don’t have more doctors appointments than you do. And no you won’t wind up being my helper. I have a helper in the morning for an hour. That’s all I need.
Can you go on dates?
You betcha! I enjoy Cardinals & Blues games. I found out I enjoy the Muny. Love grabbing a bite to eat in you can’t be a good long island. Believe it or not I “hike” & fish as much as I can. Plus, I’m always up for new adventures!
“Things You Dont Know About Me, Considering We Haven’t Met…”
3 tantalizing tidbits To Help you see if I Am The Handi Who Just may Still Your Heart. Ok, they’re not exactly tantalizing.
Believe I Got Stuck In a Tree! 🌳
So It All Began When…Actually It’s a pretty great story to tell on a First Date.
My Favorite Food is ..
Honestly, it’s a tossup between enchiladas from my favorite Mexican restaurant and good New York style cheesecake.
I can Drive..
I Lead a full life. No, I don’t have more doctors appointments than you do. And no you won’t wind up being my helper. I have a helper in the morning for an hour. That’s all I need.
Do I sound like someone you might want to get to know; by the way, what do you have to lose?
Selling My Self One Last Time
Online dating is like having hemorrhoids.
it pops up over and over. And dealing with it is a complete pain in the ass.
Most ladies online swear they just want someone who listens, can communicate, makes them laugh, and puts them first.
Seriously, here I am!
If You Text Now… You’ll Get!
A potential date who believes you should put others before yourself, most of the time. And even the worst situations can be made better with a well-timed, “that’s what she said” joke.
The Turds Make Me Smile
Even if it’s just watching YouTube, hanging out with my 4 nieces and nephew always leaves me with a huge smile. Even though, I call all of them turds.
He Slices, He Dices, and He’s an Entrepreneur
I fear not making the most of life or my dreams.
Even as a 10-year-old, I loved entrepreneurship. Now, I’m learning how to invest, launching an e-commerce site and products for folks with disabilities.
I do have a 9-5, at the moment. But the freedom, lifestyle, and interesting folks you meet as an entrepreneur keep calling me back into that world.
Adventures… Culinary and Otherwise
You can’t beat a good cheeseburger and a Long Island.
Believe it or not, I “hike” and fish as much as I can. I’m a fan of scooping out and trying new adventures, and even old favorites like catching a Cardinals or Blues game.
Sometimes, you don’t have to go anywhere. Diving into a deep conversation or just hanging out is always a good time.
Yes, It Works…
Yes, I have a fully working wang…… Everybody asks. Glad that’s out of the way 😉
What Else…
Other things I enjoy: great conversations, getting out into the world or just trying something because it will be a good story later, the outdoors, tech stuff, entrepreneurship, and personal development.
I’m looking for someone who is sharp, has their shit together, has a sense of humor, doesn’t mind cheesy jokes or that’s what she said jokes, and likes to go out into the world and do stuff. Being kind, caring, and upbeat is a must
I Know You Don’t Want to Miss Out On The Tree Story….
So Lets Start With A Text!
Believe I Got Stuck In a Tree! 🌳
So It All Began When I was just…Actually It’s a pretty great story to tell on a First Date.
